General Chat Thread 3: This Thread Transcends Titles

Clench your teeth shut.
Squeeze your lips against your teeth.
Release and poke at food with your tongue.
Repeat steps 1-3 until successful.

 

I never forget...

 

You mean this guy?

 

Just not old and generic.

 

I Feel the Blood pumping in my Hands. Too Much Sugar...Too Much Pop. Oh My.

 

Why hello there.

*Popiness*

 

MY WE LOVE FINE SHIRTS CAME TODAY [video=youtube;QKeMCXKSk5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeMCXKSk5c[/video]

 

Awesome, Choco!!
I'm thinkin' about getting some limited edition American exclusive brushable ponies...
:3

 

The Playstation fanboy within me is excited for today. The next-gen Playstation may be announced.

Please be awesome, please be awesome....*crosses fingers*

 

I'm not a big fan of horoscopes (how your birthday affects your personality I highly doubt) but:

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!



Source

 

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Meh.......

 

Horoscopes are a load of hooey. But I'm Aquarius.

 

I must leave now, for a lesson awaits me-
FAREWELL.

 

That fits me to a T

 

[video=youtube_share;MZtQGYRq8gw]http://youtu.be/MZtQGYRq8gw[/video]

It's funny because only I can understand it.

 

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

Good when found.

 

Mah brain!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm a Cancer too...

Um. It seems accurate except for the fact that I'm totally the most virginest virgin ever.

I guess that's good? xD

 

then we shall make you into oil and GLAZE OUR SALADS!

 

I want to be an Astronomer.

First rule of Astronomy: Don't talk about Astrology.