Granted, Hasbro hires several people to do weekly maintenance on their ceiling fans and Air Conditioning Units. I wish Equestria Girls at least ends up being watchable, at best.
Granted, but they now put hardly any effort into Season 4 of FIM and it gets cancelled from any future seasons. I wish for a girlfriend just like Fluttershy, that looks as cute as her too.
Granted, but you're still aware of what's going on. You experience the pain of being cooked, eaten, and then digested. I wish I had Discord's powers.
Granted, but the ponies turn you to stone with the elements. You didn't see that coming? I wish I was in the land of cotton.
Granted, I don't know what that is so a piano falls on top of you I wish I was on the everypony banner!
-off topic- @UltimateEmber A reuban is a grilled sandwich consisting of corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Russian dressing, on rye bread. They are delicious.
Granted, but the internet has no form of air whatsoever, so you quickly suffocate. I wish I had the Infinity Gauntlet.
Granted, you are transported to the Marvel Universe... and never see ponies again. I wish for high-fructose corn syrup to be outlawed.
Granted but it's a hair brushing simulator. I wish Mr. Torgue and the Old Spice guy would team up. Sent from my DROID3 using Tapatalk 2
Granted, to force of everybody doing to flop moves earth closer to the sun and burns the entire earth I wish fo a breath mint
Granted, it gives you fire breath. But your mouth isn't fire proof. I wish for 10,000 subscribers on Youtube,
WELLP. Darn Ninjas... Granted, they all become fanatics and stalk you to the grave. I wish for the most amazing vehicle ever.