I may not be as well known around here, or have as many friends, but I guarantee, I will answer ANY valid/reasonable questions when they are asked to me. I am a weirdo, so you may not get "normal" answers to interesting questions, however I am a pretty nice guy overall. I hope I can get at least a few questions. So, I guess-thanks! Whoever asks, Here is a free link to a good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_goFBL3LWY Actually, whoever doesn't ask will get it too, so.. Yeah I'll just stop talking now.
Let's say you're local mailman dies. He intrusts you with a package that looks really cool and must have amazing contents. What do you do?
Chew off the wrapping and slowly check the insides, unless it's dangerous, then I would throw it in a ditch and jump away to a safe distance, so I can watch. *Edit*: Or another thing I would do, would be to get TheLogFather to open it for me. Figuring he is "SO GREAT" at opening boxes, it's almost like he was born to do it!
Because you are awesome. When you are awesome, somepony else appears to be awesome because logic. Awesomeness should be awarded with a song: https://soundcloud.com/d3publisher/...ublisher/sets/adventure-time-hey-ice-king-ost