Granted, you and guest are sent to an inhospitable mountain forest filled with dangerous wildlife, with no human beings for around for hundreds of miles. 'Paradise' is such a relative term. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.
I AM STILL JACK ATLAS. Granted, it's twenty feet in size and alive. It eats you instead. I also wish to be a Monster Hunter.
Granted, you hunt nothing because MONSTERS DON'T EXIST. I wish for a nice non broken cup full of clean water.
I wish to hug Penny Ling, Fluttershy, Minka Mark, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Gail Trent, Zoe Trent, Princess Luna and Sweetie Belle now.
@Ridley Granted, it's so bad it kills you. @Zoe Granted, but... http://l.wigflip.com/3kpka07S/roflbot.jpg I wish for a wish to wish for another wish.
The genie glares at you, waiting for your wish. He then hurls you into the sun again. I wish for a new computer.
Granted, its a fake. I wish Deadpool secretly makes a cameo in Season 4. Because y'know...he's Deadpool.
Granted. The fourth wall is destroyed completely, and Pinkie Pie is free to unleash chaos in the human world. ...and that's how 'Equestria Girls' was made.
Granted. Unfortunately, Rarity is unfamiliar with human physiology, so it doesn't fit. I wish for a muffin.