Hello, dear sirs and madams. A lovely evening, is it not? Forgive me for intruding, perhaps you were intending to take a stroll, perhaps you were merely enjoying the view. No matter, I thought that it was time we had a little chat, you and I. ??? Me? Ahh... I was forgetting that we are not properly introduced. Please, allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth, and taste. I'm the king of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman. The villain...The black sheep of the family. I do not have a name. You can call me Mister G. ... Well, I'm a funny person, sirs and madams. You'll find that out when you've known me longer. A very funny person indeed. ... There, now we know each other. Actually, I've been following you for quite some time. Oh, I know what you're thinking... "The poor boy has a crush on us... an adolescent infatuation". I beg your pardon, sirs and madams. It isn't like that at all. I've long watched you... Albeit only from a distance. I used to stare at you from the streets below when I was a watcher. !!! Though recognition's been delayed by its circuitous construction, now the pattern, long concealed, emerges into view. Is it not fine? Is it not simple, and elegant, and severe? How strange, after the long exacting toil of preparation, it takes only the slightest effort and less thought to send this brief, elaborate amusement on its breathless, hurtling race. The merest touch, no more, and everything falls into place. The pieces can't perceive as we the mischief their arrangement tempts. Those stolid law-abiding queues, so pregnant with catastrophe. Insensible before the wave so soon released by callous fate. Affected most, they understand the least, and understanding, when it comes, invariably arrives too late. !!! ...Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood in this cloak to kill. Only an idea. ... I killed you ten minutes ago. But remember, remember, everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain, everybody. Everybody has their story to tell… Well, enough of quoting V for Vendetta and altering it a little bit. I was serious in calling me Mister G, though. It's simple enough. I am an avid comic book reader, which should be obvious. I also enjoy fiction, video games, tabletop gaming, and writing. Good day.
.....that was magnificent... Welcome to Everypony, my dear Mister G. A pleasure to meet you. I do hope you enjoy your stay here and discuss random stuff with the rest of our little community. See you around! ~Zephyr Wind
Why, thank you! *Conceited bow.* The pleasure is all mine. I thank you for your welcome. I shall hope I will discuss random stuff with you all.
Well, we were just about to step outside, do a little shopping. Um, why are you wearing a Green Lantern costume? It's not holloween - who are you anyways? Ah. Very well, Mister G. What, pray tell, can we do for you? I see. Well, I've been called funny, too - usually not in a complimentary way, though. Streets below-? You're that weird guy from 327? *looks around for a weapon* I'm afraid, good sir, that you have me there. Well, not me, I'm apparently dead. And just before Season 2, too. Crud. Ah, well, welcome to the Herd, any ways. I'll be over in the corner, dead. I guess.
Welcome then, Mr. G! XD Welcome to Everypony! I'm sure you'll enjoy it here, and make lots of friends! Seeya on the forums/EPR then.
in the brightest day, in the darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight, let those who worship evils might, beware my power! green twilight light! sorry, couldnt help it XD be welcome, make lots of friends and have an awessome time ] see ya
Woah! Dude, that's creepy. See? I like to quote things too! Heh. Welcome to Everypony, Mister G! I hope you enjoy your stay with us!
LANTERNS, you sir are awesome already. You beat me to it Sonic. In fearful day, in raging night, With strong hearts full, our souls ignite, When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars - for hope burns bright
Thank you. I shall enjoy it. [SIZE=-1]You, sir, are on the List![/SIZE] Why, thank you. *Another conceited bow.* Though I do believe this calls for a response to all these oaths... "This power is mine, this is my light. Be it in bright of day or black of night, I lay claim to all that falls within my sight, To take what I want, THAT IS MY RIGHT!"
This fits my sig right now. For hearts long lost and full of fright, For those alone in blackest night, Accept our ring and join our fight, Love conquers all-- with violet light!
