You might change your mind when you see what they're made of: ******s are a traditional dish in the UK, especially South and Mid Wales and the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A ****** is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs.
Once, me and a friend were 'round someone's house, and said friend was wearing crocs. At the end of the day, it began to snow. He had to walk through it to get home, which was kinda hilarious. It takes a real risk-taker to wear them things. If weather happens, you're screwed. xD
My chub wubs bring all the colts to the yard, and they're like, "HNNNNNG *dead*." Damn right, it's "HNNNNNG *dead*." I could teach you, but a wub wub wub~.