I am considering marrying Rainbow Dash

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  1. Prince Darkmoon

    Prince Darkmoon Philosopher and Pony Lover

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    Yes, I am serious. Not sure I would go through with it though because of other reasons, like how others will view me. Granted that a part of my motivation is also to give the middle finger to expectations.

    I love Dashie, and would like to spend my life with her, despite her imaginery nature. At least if I find no one else.

    You may know how I see myself as a prophet. The prophet Hosea married a prostitute to signify Israel being unfaithful to God. What does not marrying the Element of Loyalty signify, but the strongest symbol of faithfulness possible. It is not impossible that this is what destiny wants me to do.
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    First of all you spelled imaginary wrong second of all what kind of crazy person has a wedding with a imaginary cartoon character?
     
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    Okay, good for you.
     
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    (Ooh... a troll thread. I'll play along.)
    ARE YOU NUTS?!
    YOU CAN'T MARRY A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!
    INSERT INSANE, NONSENSICAL RANT HERE!!!
    -ragequits internet-
     
  5. Frank West

    Frank West I've covered Wars

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    The internet kind
     
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    Can one marry a character that really has no consent?
     
  7. Frank West

    Frank West I've covered Wars

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    Yet again, This is the internet, People can do whatever they want.

    But if this guy marries Rainbow Dash, and then this guy turns out to be Applejack, then my Applejack X Deadpool OTP is RUINED!
     
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    I'm either going to consider you a troll or an utter nincompoop.
     
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    If you want to marry Rainbow Dash, go ahead (you can live your life however you want). Although I'm not sure if you'll officially be able to marry her (considering she won't be able to sign the paperwork).
     
  10. Frank West

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    Guys, if you want my 2 bits, I think this guy is serious, and quite frankly, I'm not surprised, there are much weirder things on the internet. So how about we leave this guy alone? At least until he shares what their children look like, because honestly, we will all be going "WHAT THE HAY!" for multiple reasons
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    I still think it's weird though
     
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    Yamiookami EP's Resident Yami

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    Oh, here we go again.

    [youtube]h98luXgkELo[/youtube]

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