Have you ever been so hungry that you just randomly invented something to eat? I have here Mama Lucia meatballs with Sweet Baby Ray BBQ sauce on a hotdog bun. What shall I call it? BTW... I was also out of Mtn. Dew so to drink, I had some ginger ale with Maraschino cherry syrup.
But that's boring. Add some pepperoni, fried chicken, bacon, ground beef and bacon and you've got the Vegan-ivore.