This one happened to me today We were talking in History class and my teacher asks "So what's causing the divide these days? Why can't people seem to come together?" The classroom is quiet for a moment because nobody knows the answer, so I try to be funny and say. "Well you have one side liking coke, and the other side liking pepsi." The sound of that classroom getting dead silent after I said that followed by a series of groans made my heart drop a bit.
Awkward... hmm... That time in middle school when I almost got caught vandalising the principal's car. I had to hide in a dumpster for nearly two hours before the cops finally left.
The time i turned into a god at my student's association, and my Sempai brought me to a chinese restaurent. We laughed our asses off at the chineses names and tried to be the most annoying possible: the awkwardness is, my sempai beeing one of the three owners, they couldn't kick us out, and they all looked awkwardly at one another, until a waiter came to us because half of the clients (all chinese people) had left because of us. But he offered us to pay our whole bill. (Then he told my sempai was cute.) That wasn't much of an awkward moment, since i'm anti-awkward, but the brainf*ck resulting was quite hard to swallow. (Bad joke, i know.)
Last year I dated this girl a couple of times. I had never really dated anyone before... It was fun part of the time, but most of the time it was miserably awkward.... I just kept feeling like I was boring, or doing something wrong. One time we went to a concert and afterwards I told her awkwardly that I really liked her. She said 'thank you', and she had to think about it. She never really gave me an answer. We saw each other two more times after that. I always looked forward to seeing her, but once I actually was with her it was just too uncomfortable to be fun. I would constantly feel like I had to come up with conversation matter, and there weren't a lot a moments in which the conversation didn't feel 'forced'. I haven't talked to her since the last time we saw each other, months ago. *sigh*
Aw Twinkle. Do you want a hug? I once dated a girl with whom I was really not compatible. She said she loved me (which I still believe she just rushed into without thinking, since she'd known me for only five months), and all I could really do was smile and say "thanks". Haha so awkward!
That awkward moment when you literally land on your face to avoid being seen by that girl you absolutely hate...
Go to Wendy's for lunch during school with 2 friends. We pull into the drive-thru behind another car ordering, friend in passenger seat decides he's going to get out to get closer to the menu. He interrupts the other car and asks what they were planning on getting and chat for a bit. Eventually returns to our car and we just stare at him for a bit until it's out turn to order. After verifying what everyone wants, he decides to give the order with a mentally retarded accent(?) and keeps repeating things over and over again very likely frustrating the person taking the order. My "friends".
That reminds me of a Lars von Trier film, "Idioterne" (the idiots). Don't watch it. It's a movie entirely revolving around a group of people who pretend to be mentally disabled in public.
I'm going to share another awkward moment. That awkward moment when i tell a hilarious joke and no one laughs, in stead you get the "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U??" Stare. Or the time when I accedentally say what im thinking and everyone... Just... Backs... Away. Or the time when I get cau- well actually I'm not gunna share that time... XD
One time I hadn't eaten all day. I was in math class. My stomach gurgled so loud the teacher stopped talking, stared at me and told me to eat next time!
That moment when you make a joke that absolutely bombs. I don't even need to give an example, everybody should have experienced that moment at some point in their life. Feels pretty friggin bad. - - Auto Merge - - Just looked up and realised someone beat me to it. Another awkward moment
When you pop a little "Fun Fact" into a conversation with a friend and he automatically assumes that you're trying to make him feel stupid.
