I was sitting in the library, in a desk at a corner that had those dividers so you wouldn't be distracted when studying. I then noticed my leg was really itchy for some reason, but I couldn't find where exactly it itched. Cue library lady coming around the corner and seeing what looked like me admiring my godly legs and running my fingers over every bit of it.....I never found that itch.
There's one very simple solution to that situation, use "mate" until you actually remember their name, works like a charm! One Friday evening I had my parents drop me off to a girl's birthday party, of course being me, I had my days wrong and was there 24hrs early on a Thursday night. She wasn't even home so I had a great awkward chat with her dad and called my parents to come pick me up again. Though that's not where the awkwardness ended, there was still party to go to the next night, on the up side there was no need for introduction with her dad this time :derpe:
An arkward moment for me was when i was on the bus it was packed so i stood up. (like a Boss) and held on the bars at the front of the bus,we then reached a bus stop the bus was completely packed, i having my headphones in saw people getting off not knowing what they were really getting off for.I then get a tap on my sholder looking round i see the entire bus looking at me as everbody else had moved out the way or got off the bus for a woman with a pushchair and me the only person at the front of the bus, i just said sorry and laughed it off and said sorry. :derpe:
found out the one I was dating was my cousin. talk about never being able to look someone in the eye EVER AGAIN.
I remember one time in an after school study class, I really needed to break wind. I tried desperately to let it slide out silently, but it wasn't to be as it turned out quite audible and it didn't help being the only one down the back of the room!
This happened very recently when I had to do a class presentation while there was someone's phone on a table near the board that was very close to me. The phone went off and I jumped out of my skin in front of everybody like someone at a horror movie, during one of those insane pop ups. I swear, I never looked like more of a doofus.
Recently, at work, a fellow employee (We'll call him "Roger") approached me and made a comment about another fellow employee (we'll call him "David"). I won't go into details, suffice to say that it was a somewhat...snide...comment. Well, after Roger made his comment, I heard David right on the other side of my cubicle wall shout that he had heard what Roger had just said. David then proceeded to come over to my cubicle and lay into Roger something fierce, saying that he shouldn't "gossip" behind employees' backs, and calling his acts "shameful". As this went on, I just sank further and further into my chair, eventually absorbing myself in a game of...I think it was Immortalis for iPhone. It's hard to pretend you're not there when there's two people arguing right in your workspace. Spoiler: Conclusion The situation was resolved the next business day. They act like best friends now, which is still kind of awkward...
I remember my last awkward moment. Oh boy, It was such a young fool then. If I remember it right, I said I could beat up not four, but FIVE stagosauri, but I couldn't find a fifth! I was so embarrassed when I came back home, and said I couldn't find enough to beat up. Turns out to finish my lofty goal I had to punch my pet. Awks.
When the girl you like tells you she is seeing someone in casual conversation. She doesn't know you like her.
Well this one happened to my friend. I work at BK, and he works the front counter. He was serving a very large man, and the food was taking forever (because service where I work sucks to be honest, and everyone knows it). He finished making the shake and handed it to him, saying, "I'm sorry for your wait." The man looked slightly offended, having taken it the wrong way, I don't think he came back lol. Spoiler: For those who are not so skilled with words Wait ~ Weight
I once pretended to be vegitarain so that i wouldn't eat my friends mum's cooking (which is like dirt) and so one day she decided to order pizza and we sat eating it and not knowing had chicken on it and his mum says to me "i thought you dont eat chicken" while the whole table staring at me waiting for my answer.
Once I was at my friends sleepover, and I don't recall what, but I went to ask her grandma something, when I walk in on her breast feeding my friends baby neice. And she didn't seem to give a sh*t. I of coarse didn't say anything to make it weirder for me, but I think she didn't care, cause the door was wide open. Maybe I'm just to young to get it. But I'm still scared from seeing an older women's boobs.
This one happened to me recently. I was wearing shorts, and had just come back into town after a long bike ride. During the ride, I had scraped my leg against some rocks, but it seemed minor at the time, and I ignored it. I was thirsty, and my water bottle had gotten warm, so I headed to the grocery store to grab a cold soda. As I walked in, a woman looked at me and screamed. The rocks had left a large gash in the back of my leg, and the leg was covered in blood. I didn't even realize that I was bleeding, and I walked into the store looking like something out of a horror movie.
