For the ladies, what do you want that one man in your life that isn't me to smell like? Any turn ons? Any turn offs? And I guess for the gentlemen, the same question stands. Especially if that man is you.
The smell of napalm is one of the things you need to smell to call yourself a true man. Smelling of it might hurt though, unless your muscles are strong enough to wrestle the flames.
What should a man smell like? Dirt, sweat, and blood. If you're not filthy, sweaty, and bleeding, you're not trying hard enough.
If you're covered in that witches brew, you probably need to get a better job. Being a washroom isn't a great life choice.
Actually, if you are covered with ammonia and bleach, what you will need is a new pair of lungs. Ammonia and chlorine are dangerous when mixed.
