Hello ladies.

Look at your keyboard

Now back at Crim.

Now back to your keyboard.

Now back at Crim.

Sadly, your aren’t Crim, But if you post an Old Spice thread, it could smell like Crim.

What's that on this thread.

There it is.

It's a warm welcome to Everypony.

Look at it, and then back to Crim.

Your thread is now 20% cooler

Anything is possible when you join Everypony

My name is Crim

*jingle jangle jingle*

 

Look at your keyboard .

Now back at me.

Sadly you aren't more than likely both a Brony and a Petter/ Pet Shopper or a member of both here and *this random advertisement.*

But what you will find out is that I am willing to get to know and be friends with everyone/ pony on both here and *this website I'm advertising.*

My name is ZoeTrent0123

 

*generically warm welcome*

EDIT: Now, It's Better

 

look at your keyboard

now look at your screen

you'll see some fine ponies


now look at your desk

your keyboard is gone

now look outside of the window

someone is running away with your keyboard.

 

Look at what you started

 

now back to this

 

Look at my face.

My beard is awesome.

Now look at your face.

You have no beard.

Real men have facial hair.

Grow a beard.

You are now awesome!

Welcome to Everypony.

Have a Derpy.

Have three more.

:derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe:

 

Now back at what you started.

 

Yes hello would you like fries with that?

 

You've made a monster. Now, Genercally warm welcome.

 

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