That moment when you're listening to loud dupstep during school... And your headphones become unplugged. Today's lession: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWHIRWHIRBZZZWUBWUB
I have experienced similarities to this. except metal. My headphone plug is partially broken. I can plug it in, but it can easily fall out, and sound from my ipod can still be heard with my headphones in, but what the headphones produce cannot be changed, but loud enough for me. So I walked into uni with music blasting into my ears like normal, but I forgot to turn down the volume on my ipod so the same music was blasting from my satchel. I didn't get talked to or anything, but it sure was awkward. Luckily I found out as I walking onto campus.
I'll tell you what's awkward. Giving your two week notice to your boss when you're having to work out of town with him and he's your ride home.
I got a good one. I was a baby. Sitting in the bathtub cuz I was stubborn. "Time to get out of the tub." my mom said. I replied... "Bull****." Holding back laughter, she replied "Who taught you that word!" I yelled back happily "Grandma!" The awkward part? She told it to everyone at my 18th birthday party. alongside baby pictures. blegh.
In middle school i completely shat my pants, because i had the runs. Then i unintentionally made a big mess in public toilet. I had to throw away my pants. When i left i watched another enter it with a loud "Euwwww". Then i shat my jeans again while i had to ride a bicycle. My classmates distanced themselves from me, because i started to smell very bad. When class trip finally reached its end and i left the bus, i noticed that it flowed out of the jeans to my shoes. God, i will never forget that day.
One time I was at a pool party for my friends birthday and I had a stomach virus so I dived into the pool form the diving board and sunk. When I hit the bottom I farted but then shat came out and it was he liquidy type so the whole pool covered with a thin blanket of it luckily I got to the ladder just in time before the shat covered the whole pool.
Running into a kid you've been actively avoiding for ages, because he stole money from you to pay for his drug habit. With his uber christian parents there who are all about 'forgiveness.' Maybe not that awkward, I just wanted to punch him in the mouth.
Being the scrawny little smart-alec and beating the tar out of the über popular football player for thrashing gays for final time. The moment after that. My gay friend kissed me. Things got weird.
