*notices lance's hill* *picks up rpg-7* *fires at lance's hill* *hill loses 5 feet* Mine is now bigger. Also MY HILL!
Ah, But you see. The hill. You know what hill sounds like? It sounds like till. Like a shop till. So you guys have been stealing shop tills. And therefore are now Criminally charged with theft. And are now in prison. No pony's hill.
I blast out of prison from my tank that fires maple syrup i go back to the hill and fires at Lance and Silver encasing them in maple syrup cocoon. MY HILL!
*uses the power of magma to turn the hill into a volcano and has the hill/volcano erupt* ^ is now running around on fire *walks up in a volcanologist suit* "My Hill/Volcano!!!!"
*walks over with Big Mac and whispers in his ear* Big Mac: Eeyup. *kicks monster off of hill using hind legs* Lance: This hill now belongs to Fluttershy, Big Macintosh, and I.