Don't be hating. It's not my fault you fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every ugly stick on your way down. I'm kidding, by the way.
Aww... There, there. Don't cry. Even if you're not as beautiful as me, you've got your own beauty. Or whatever.
And this is what happens when you give Makalov a few drinks. Spoiler: Video contains language... kinda. [video=youtube;ZadNos2kVe4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZadNos2kVe4[/video] (Skip to 3:30) (For more info on this, check it out here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08t6xo3vlM )
[video=youtube;LAmwYWfwfzA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAmwYWfwfzA[/video] I'll be honest, I'm just using you as an excuse to post Rarity.
I'll be the divorce lawyer. You must all give your possessions to Tibarn. He'll give them to Janaff, who'll give them to Naesala, who will hoard it to himself for a while until Tibarn beats the crap out of him, then it'll get back to you in... 20 years.
[video=youtube;ltWeTjRda-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltWeTjRda-A[/video] This was all your fault. I'm keeping 'em. fixed that for ya.
Curses, you caught me. Now I'm gonna have to work off my dues as some backwater mercenary for the rest of my life. How could you do this to me, Kelly?
Guys, guys, settle down. As Royal Drunk Crimean Knight, I will determine this fa-- Keldeo gets the kids.