I attack Timestopper with Borborygmos Enraged!! 7 life lost. Down to 13 life Using Borborygmos' ability, I reveal the top three cards in my library. All three are land. I will discard all three to deal 9 damage to Timestopper. 9 life lost. Down to 4 life.
Son, eat your peas. I put 1 loyalty counter onto Nobody X to deal 1 damage to Timestopper!! Down to 3 life. I tap for one red mana to cast Lightning Bolt. 3 Damage to Timestopper!! Down to 0 life. I win.
Well like I said SirSPT is GLaDOS, oh and everyone else are the Turrets [youtube]qDY-DF4Lpdg[/youtube]
-Timestopper is rebuilt- Well, Well, Well welcome to my lair Narrow and a potato huh? Uhgg Really scared So your the ones who want to take me out, ah ha ha, good luck He's weak, you're Starchy I don't know which is worse You're joking, You are joking I can't believe my eye You're kidding me, you got to be Why won't you just die? I might just blow a circuit, if I don't die laughing first When Little Timestopper says There is trouble behind that Post You better pay attention know Because I'm the Stopper Core
noone will win Narrowleaf, i said i'd leave till someone else tried to win. many people have tried since then.