i pondered for an hour about where the other ha;f went, then froze it for a later beverage this present contains... spike
I'll hug him then give him to my girlfriend since she thinks he's cute. As a gift you get... A gender swapping laser?
I'll wear it on my wrist and play teen titan reruns forever your presents await... they sit for their fate. hey don't start to hate. it's a bucket of fish bait.
I use the bait to attract rhyming fish! The present contains whatever you wish. (I embarrass myself with my substandard rhymes.)
*hunts down the buttnoid who invented commercials* CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You are the proud owner of a brand new Winnebago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Killer! Don't worry, I'll let you snort a few of them first. XD And behind curtain number 2... a 1-way ticket to Tijuana, Mexico!!!!!
About as good a time as any to brush up on my Spanish. I can start by actually learning the bloody language. The present contains two antique double-barreled shotguns worth about £250,000.
Shame they were once owned by the Kray Twins. The present contained the secret of existence itself. His name is Alan.