Experiment: Pick a random phrase. (And then... I won.) Pick a random number. (thirty-five) Post the random phrase the specified number of times, and observe people's reactions.
People think you are a mentally handicapped monkey. Congrats, your experiment made you look like a mentally handicapped monkey. Enjoy that status.
I managed to lower you to the level of petty insults and childish name-calling. So, in the end, I still win.