There is literally a butt for every human on earth. (and then one for each of many animal species) Since when is that a sacred resource. Sounds like an overabundant resource if you ask me.
That was my first thought. My dash is usually full of butts because I follow my boyfriend on there. But he's on a trip with an empty queue. This means I have to actively seek the butts. Woe is me.
Poopieface. So anyway, my ACNL character started getting a tan, but now she's so dark she's borderline black. I'm not complaining, but if this continues, she'll basically be a reverse Michael Jackson.