Oh no. It's my secret and I can validate its truth. Of course I haven't won yet because of it but I am winning.
Hmm... I am currently the last to post. Therefore, I win. At the same time, as this game is can never be won, I also do not win. The win exists simultaneously in the states of existence and non-existence, forming a sort of "victory paradox." What we have here is a Schrödinger's cat.
If you're going with that logic then.....EVERYONE WINS due to everyone has commented last until the person after then commented last to make the person before them second to last and so on and so forth.......logiicccc
I hear Round One is a big cover-up, people deny its existence, but its out there. Rumours persist that opening the thread will drive the reader mad. A modern day Polybius. Its the biggest conspiracy/secret in Everypony history.
Word on the street is: Alien lizard people actually run Everypony. They abduct people and genetically turn them into more lizard people.