But you're a subatomic structure of quarks! How can you hold such knowledge within your... wherever you store your knowledge! Honestly, I don't wanna know what place that is.
I'm a freaking Ninja cat. That is the single fastest being in existence. I can catch anything I want. And you really only have 1 homestuck joke? Dude... I'm in the fandom and I have at least 3 jokes that are completely ignorant of the actual thing.
*places Echoax on her quest bed so she ascends to god tier* Maybe now you have some more jokes. If not, then at least you can't die unless you do so heroicly or get killed in a just manner.