Probably (okay, definitely) looks at old issues while inside a garbage can eating a slipper found from Rarity's dumpster. Then, he found a laptop that was thrown out (a Tecra 8200) and found out that it has OS1 on it. Installed Firefox 7 and is now reading this post. Very shortly, he'll go back to Rarity's dumpster, where he'll find a jewel that she threw out, sells it TO her, makes a decent amount of cash, and buys a halfdecent apartment and starts living life more or less normally.
Will become president of the internet someday, when politics are carried out on the web rather than in a meeting room.
No, silly, that's Draggle from the original My Little Pony drawn in a different animation style! The person above me likes the guard ponies.
Shares a certain physical attribute with Duke Nukem, one that I will refrain from mentioning directly.