We just can't do this without the real NarrowLeaf! The Malocks are going to invade without his help! Look, it's not my fault we had to put him in a cyrogenic tank to keep him alive. We have the damn cure!
Alice, plot a course to the Nintendo system. We're going to the Miyamoto Mountains. "Inputting coordinates now."
(We are currently still aboard the Matriarch, bound for planet Hyrule in the Nintendo system. Our mission is to rescue the real NarrowLeaf from cryogenic imprisonment in a lab deep underneath the Miyamoto mountains, while simultaneously fighting off the Malok agent FALSELEAF, a robot/plant hybrid warrior.) Alice, FALSELEAF is aboard the ship! "Security teams! Search and destroy! I want that thing DEAD!!!"
Alice! Ninjakitty found FALSELEAF! And now Ninjakitty is... oh, wow. That's a lot of plant goo. "I have seen some incredibly violent things in my life, but that is just..." Alice... I think we may need a mental palette cleanser. "I agree."
Hmmm perhaps there is wisdom to your words after all who knows more about the cuteness scales of a cat.....than another cat