Dreamer and the thread, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I'm not teasing by the way, it warms my heart that you have found happiness.
Yes. Clearly. *gets down on one knee* *holds out small box* *opens it revealing a small golden potato* Thread, will you do me the honor of being my waifu?
D'awww. Who could stay mad at that? Go on, take over the world and begin your reign of unbearably cute terror!
Alice, do we have any more pictures? "I sent an ensign to check. We're scraping the bottom of the barrel."
[video=youtube;hxzVTFxOOOQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxzVTFxOOOQ[/video] I can't believe the massive surge of Button and Button's mom popularity
*looks around* Since no one objects, I'm now married to the thread. I'm expecting wedding gifts from each of you.
Thank you for whatever it will be. We patiently await its arrival. *starts up magic chainsaw* Patiently waiting...