Dear Princess Celestia, Today, i learned that you can innocently kill ponies everyday therefor luna is better Sincerely, Rose
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you don't have money, you don't have a girlfriend. --Flippy
Dear Princess Celestia, Your sunrises have been substandard these past few days. Where is your quality control? I expect better from you. Waiting for something decent in the morning, - Dragonbait
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you're the only one that pays the electricity, nobody else is going to bother to turn off the lights at your house. Your loyal subject, Flippyman
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned how to blame my farts on other people and succeed. Your innocent subject, - Dragonbait
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that putting the phone back on the hook when you are done with it will ensure that you never have to go looking for it when it rings. Your faithful stooge, Vint Eastwood
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you're going to call your teacher a b... and a who... (I don't know if swearing is against the rules), you shouldn't post it on Twitter. Your Loyal Subject, Flippy
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that when you are rushing to school you shouldn't eat a pancake w/ syrup your faithful student rainbowdashie1
Dear princess celestia, today I learned that if You throw your headphones against the wall in a rage at least one of them will blow your somewhat annoyed subject, bronypower559
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that sometimes you should ask for all of the details before committing yourself to a task. Somtimes, what you learn may be the last thing you ever wanted to hear. Your faithful subject, Quilliam Bartholomew Inkwell III
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that when you're single, you have much more money. Your unfaithful student, --Flippy
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that there is a tapping noise in my bathroom, but since I am a brave pony, I threw a hammer at the wall. Your sexy student, Diamond Spark
Dear Princes Celestia, Today I learned that Button's mom is super hot. Your unfaithful student, Flippy
Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that perhaps the worst enemy a person can have is one that he once called a friend. Sincerely, Ridley Wolf
Dear Princess Celestia, Humans always think they're right, that is why they argue. Your sexy student, Diamond Spark
Dear Princess Celestia, Please stop sending me pictures of your sister's flank.... In such low resolution. Waiting patiently, Dragonbait
Dear princess celestia, today i learned that if you give multiple people your iTunes account they will get it locked and you will have to wait a while before being able to do anything on your account. Your always annoyed subject, bronypower559
