I just realized that by putting eggs in my chicken fried rice I am eating chickens and their own unborn children in the same dish.
Ponies is so much better when you're playing death metal over it. I'm watching the Cranky Doodle Donkey episode right now and the Smile Song is being replaced with "DON'T SHOW THEM WHO YOU TRULY ARE, WHO WOULD WANT HONESTY... WHO WOULD WANT A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT ONE COULD RELATE WITH"
[h=5]三刀流奥義テニス鬼斬り! Santouryuu Ougi: Tennis Onigiri! Translation: Three-sword style secret technique: Tennis Demon Slash![/h]
Just beat GTA5. The ending was so much more satisfying than GTA4 and Red Dead Redemption. Spoiler GTA4: Your girlfriend gets killed, or your cousin gets killed. Red Dead Redemption: John Marston dies(unavoidable) GTA5: Choose not to betray your friends and work together to kill all the business people who have scammed you throughout the game.