"No." Oh, crap. "No!" Alice, calm down! "NO!" Alice, put down the grenade! "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KILL YOU BEFORE YOU FINALLY STAY DEAD?!" Jessie should probably run. Now.
Knowing him, he'll just pop back up behind her or something and do something that will doom us all. "HEY! I'm not stupid." You are literally standing behind her... Moron. "Oh, right. Well since I'm here..." ... NO! BAD JESSIE! THIS SITE IS RATED G! YOU DO NOT TOUCH THAT! THAT REQUIRES AT LEAST A PG-13! "Oh right... horns are adult content to homestucks like you..."
(Due to site rules against violence and profanity, Alice's reaction cannot be shown at this time.) (Instead, here is a picture of a wolf that adopted a kitten.)
Well, I'm glad that's out the way. Let's get this place cleaned up. "Agreed. Hey, I found his spleen! I wondered where it had gone..."
Such a shame about him. He was just a foolish kid... Oh well, he got what he asked for, can someone pass the ketchup?
"You know, this costume really isn't all that bad. Chrysalis IS my favorite pony." Glad to hear it, Alice. Now back to the wolves!
"I'm not a demon. I'm an Armiistaan. From the planet Armiista. Where would a demon get a ship like the Matriarch?" Don't be racist, Dreamer.
I'm not racist. If it has red skin, horns, and rages hardcore, it's a simple mistake. If she doesn't have acces to magic like demons do, it's her loss. Of course demons don't have giant intergalactic star cruisers... So that is something.
"Who say I can't do magic? Is THIS your card?" No. "How about this one?" Still no. "Well, damn." Yes, wolves. "Wolves are awesome."
No Narrow. I made that for you. Using magic. Don't remember? Do I have to find the post where I showed it?
You mean you HAD a star cruiser. "Matriarch crew! Scan for any unregistered vessels in the system, and DESTROY THEM!"