The offer still stands. I'll loan you some SOTI. Cuz we cool broski. *hugs Narrowleaf then runs back to playing with George*
Ridley, who exactly is Alice? I get that she's a filthy sub-species from my own, but is she your tulpa? Your waifu?
*whispers to George* Oh my god, he said she's the same species as him and called her a "waifu." He's gonna get iiiiiiiiit... NOW RIDE GEORGE! *jumps on his back and flies around the room close to the ceiling*
"Subspecies? My people had hyperdrive technology before your race had learned to use crude stone tools!" Alice... is Alice. That's the best answer I can give.
Please. Your sub-race started popping up when humans did. Filthy naked apes. And you're one of the same.
No. I can attest that Alice was around back long before you. I was her pet for a while... Ah... time machines.
Wrong universal plane, then. We invented universal plane traveling before your filthy race ever existed.
"The planet Armiista was among the first in the galaxy to support intelligent life. Furthermore, we never experienced the global cataclysms that affected Earth. My people have had more than a billion years to evolve into the perfect specimens we are now." Alice, you're being surprisingly calm. You usually attack people who insult you. "I'm just waiting for Quantum Unraveller to charge. I fully intend to erase this fool from time and space."
Hey now, we can't erase him from time. That could alter the course of history, and would proabbly result in some off-shoot timeline in which one of us is currently in a bikini for no reason. *looks down* *is in a bikini* Well damn...
"Wait... erase who from time and space?" Alice, did I just hear you fire the Unraveller? "I think I did... but I can't remember who or what I unmade." That's what happens when you use illegal tech! I hope you didn't mess up the space-time continuum TOO badly.
