*convinces Chrysalis I am a better person to claim the mountain for her, because my adorableness brings love for her to feed off of* *dethrones Dragonbait* I will be ruler here. As always.
Hmm. Would it not be more reasonable to simply be king of the land that is not the mountain? I believe that shall be my goal henceforth. All who live in places besides the mountain shall fall under my benevolent but strict rule.
*buys the mountain* *has the authorities evict you from the premises* *puts up a For Sale sign* I'm taking offers!
*burns deed, and all copies* *gets all the panty ninja'd from the temple to come and help defend my throne* I am still king! And this army of my ninja brothers and sisters says so.
*gets a copy of the deed from the office of records* *evicts Dreamer again* *claims squatter's rights and takes the mountain* :Trollestia:
*is immune to temporal effects* Now I am mentally superior to you all!!! Me king because I have big scary weapon.
*activates Matriarch's time travel capabilities* *because it totally has time travel capabilities* "We have the biggest, scariest weapon. Get off of our mountain, you filthy primitives!"
but if we leave the mountain than... than fluttershy will cry... you dont want fluttershy to cry, do you? (im tired )
"That yellow coward can BURN, for all I care!" Alice! Be nice! "No! Now GET THESE PRIMITIVES OUT OF HERE!!!"