King of the Mountain.

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  1. Dreamer

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    *convinces Alice to make me her pet*
    *is also Ridley's pet as side effect*
    Everyone knows pet cats rule their owners.
    *sleeps in curled up ball in Alice's lap*
     
    #81 Dreamer, Oct 10, 2013
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    Alice, what the actual HELL are you doing?

    "I am uncertain. It would appear that Ninjakitty has decided to become a pet."

    And you fell for it? I am disappointed.

    *launches Ninjakitty from a cannon into the sun*
    *wins*
     
    #82 Fenris Rose, Oct 10, 2013
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    Let's be honest here. I was always your pet.
    Just a very rebellious and comedic pet.
    With more of a brain than any other pet, ever.
    By the way,
    *magic chainsaw canon before firing, throws shards of the canon at you until you leave the mountain*
     
    #83 Dreamer, Oct 10, 2013
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    You can't take a chainsaw to canon!
    That's Hasbro's job!

    *continues winning*
     
    #84 Fenris Rose, Oct 10, 2013
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    Oh god. No. No. Bad. Bad Ridley.
    You are banished from the mountain for that joke.
    Ill take over while you serve your lifetime banishment.
     
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    I decided to not to be banished.

    *wins*
     
    #86 Fenris Rose, Oct 10, 2013
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    The ninjas force you to serve your banishment.
    You aren't allowed on the mountain, Ridley.
    Serve your banishment like a true man.
     
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    *ominous music plays*
    *fire begins spreading up the mountain*
    *appears, along with Alice and Pirate Dog*
    *one by one, the ninjas foolish enough to not immediately flee are slaughtered in an astonishingly gruesome manner*
    *smashes the castle door open with a magic sledgehammer as the last ninja falls*
    *Ninjakitty is shoved, rather unceremoniously, back into the cat carrier*
    *wins forever*
     
    #88 Fenris Rose, Oct 10, 2013
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    Seriously!
    They're ninjas.
    Panty ninjas at that.
    Attack from the shadows!
    *pirate dog and Alice vanish*
    *cage opens slowly, the lock mysteriously gone*
    *a chainsaw revs loudly*
    *pounces on Ridley*
    *grabs his face and licks him excessively*
    Face cat based fury!!!
    *jumps off*
    Fire!
    *panties fly at you from the shadows, slowly but steadily pushing you to a cliff at the back of the mountain*
    Its over Ridley.
    *kicks Ridley off the cliff*
     
    #89 Dreamer, Oct 10, 2013
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    *secretly moves the mountain while everyone else is fighting*
    *lounges about and rolls in the soft grass on my mountain*
     
    #90 Dragonbait, Oct 11, 2013
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    *takes true form*
    BEHOLD THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!
    *everybody dies of fright*
    *returns to normal form*
    *claims mountain*
     
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    *was too busy rolling around to pay attention*
    *accidentally bumps you off the edge*
    *continues rolling*
     
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    *climbs back up the mountain*
    *tosses you over the edge*
    *wins*
     
    #93 Fenris Rose, Oct 11, 2013
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    *ninja army politely removes you all from the mountain*
    Ninja's feel no fear, Ridley!
    OH GOD A SPIDER!
    Quick give it some hot choclety milk!
     
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    Ninjas feel no fear?

    "How about pain? I am willing to bet that they feel pain!"

    -EVIL LAUGH COMBO x2!!-

    *ninjas are murdered in a scene of shocking violence and brutality*

    Alice, let us go reclaim this mountain.

    "Indeed."
     
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    *panty ninjutsu #4 - swap drawers: All "killed" panty ninjas are instead swapped with an uninjured ninja from the temple, and are healed back at the temple*
    We cannot die, Ridley.
    "NEITHER CAN I!"
    -CAN'T DIE COMBO x2!!-

    This mountain will remain under panty ninja control until further notice.
     
    #96 Dreamer, Oct 11, 2013
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    Alice, you know what must be done.

    "Right. The only natural enemy of the panty ninja..."

    Commandos! Attack!

    *more violence occurs, ending with panty ninja defeat*
     
    #97 Fenris Rose, Oct 12, 2013
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    *rolls back up the hill and knocks everyone off in the process*
     
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    Mario jumps over the rolling dragonbait and watches him fall off the other side.
    I am king.
     
    #99 Dreamer, Oct 17, 2013
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    *destroys mountain*
    *replaces mountain with an exact duplicate from an alternate universe where I have already won*
    *wins forever*
     
    #100 Fenris Rose, Oct 17, 2013
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