In my drams sir. I'm so stupid to do any of it but my dream is to live forever as a cyborg. I don't care if I must endure 300+ years of boredom as a brain in a tank but by 2080 we better be damn close!
Ignoring your blatant stereotyping of clowns, Jessie is far closer to a jester than a child entertainer.
"Jessie is a jester? I love jesters! Welcome aboard, Jessie! I'll have the sommelier bring up a few bottles of wine, and we can toast our newest crew member!" So... we're just going to forget that you've killed him a dozen times. And that you destroyed an entire planet and killed billions of innocent people when you fired the singularity generator at him. And that you... "Shut up."
"Really. It was just specifying my job title. Wow." She is a fickle alien, sir. "Yup... Would a "clown" be as agile as I am? Did you not have your doubts, Alice?"
"I heard 'clown' and saw red. I was too busy killing at you to notice whether or not you actually WERE a clown." Seriously? We're just... moving on?
The way of the ninja is one of thought, focus, and progression, Ridley. "And I am infatuated with her, so..." Get with the program Ridley.
"I like jesters. However, I do NOT date jesters. Or anyone else, for that matter. An Armiistaan warrior can not afford to be distracted." There. We have conflict again. I feel better now.
"Let a man dream, won't you?" I legitimately thought you were Ridley's waifu. Except it has been beaten?
BOOOO!!! "Get your own thread! This one is ours!" - - Auto Merge - - I don't have a waifu. "What the hell is a waifu?"
Technically speaking, a waifu is any person you "ship" yourself with. It can be a real person, but far more often (due to the type of people notorious for having waifus) it is an animated or imaginary character.
Yeah... I've never had a waifu. "So THAT'S what a waifu is! I totally have one of those." Alice? What?
Yes... What? "What?" Rawrg? *Jack appears out of nowhere with Obsidian at his side* What? What? *they both vanish*
"Why is everybody looking at me like that?" Um... who is it? "Liara T'soni. Just look at her!" Yeah, I guess I can see that. I still prefer Tali. Also, here is a picture of a wolf.