We were shocked because of your personality. And couldn't someone just wear a disguise of the character and distract you long enough to incapacitate you? .... Oh hell, where'd Jessie go? Ah whatever. He can't make a costume for shiz. I, however, can use ninja thingies. *Strikes a ridiculous pose and turns into Liara* I didn't think you rolled this way. *does the chicken dance*
*lies on ground bleeding* Well... This is a fine how do you do. Thanks Alice. I thought we were friends. Or at least mildly close acquaintances. I'm gonna go in the corner and try to not die. F-ing A! *sits in corner crying* "I feel like I'm just gonna... go be a friend. Damn. I hate when Ninjakitty gets like this... The little nit-wit can't die... HOW DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT!?"
"I am aware that the cat can't die. Besides, my weapon was set to 'stun.'" Walk it off, Ninjakitty. Alice, try to remember that that the 'stun' setting was designed for Armiistaans, not cats. Most Earth creatures are considerably more fragile than what you are used to. "Oh... sorry, Ninjakitty."
"That was borderline creepy. Actually, no. Not borderline. Just really creepy." Totes. *fist bumps Jessie* Okay, I'm good now. She apologized.
"Who's the new guy?" You mean Nukez? I'm not entirely sure, but he seems to enjoy violence. "Good enough for me. Welcome aboard, Nukez."
It's funny how the norm is basically the most illogical abnormal things ever. Ninjacats, and jesters too, aliens and Ridley's dude- X's, nukes, the soul_less too- Leafy-man and super-guns, and more than a few REALLY bad puns- wolves and deer, oh my SUCH FUN!!!- It's last to post round 2!!!- (I have no f-ing idea) I made us a theme song.