The Everypony Argument Poll (Vol. I)

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Which animal is superior?

  1. Cats!

    14 vote(s)
    51.9%
  2. Dogs!

    13 vote(s)
    48.1%
  1. Large Socrates

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    Loyal friends are loyal because of abstract things like friendship.

    Freeloaders are loyal because they owe you money.

    @see cats bringing back dead mice.

    Cats are also significantly more social animals. If you spent time around large groups of cats you would understand.
     
  2. Minterwute

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    If you spent time around a large group of cats, you'd become a crazy cat lady, regardless of your initial gender or standing towards cats. Cats are plotting against the human race, the cunning master plan is to turn us all into crazy cat ladies, and then live of what we would provide. Alas their plan has a few major fatal shortcomings, such as what the cat ladies would live off of, save cat flesh.

    In any case, I'm more of dog person.
     
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    Cats.
    I'm a kitty cat.
    A meao meao meao and a meao meao moo.

    I mean Meao.
     
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    I just noticed that half your posts have proper capitalization and punctuation. Only half of them. This is making me puzzled.
     
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    I got lazy being lazy. SO I unlazy the unlazy while you hate your cat overlords.
     
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    Point of personal privilege: Cats make for terrible overlords, therefore are not mine. Also I'm not much of an animal person. I don't really like cats or dogs all that much. Cows taste much better when grilled.
     
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    This isn't britland bro.
    We're in america now, and we're free to say what we want when we want. And we can make it true when we want.

    You want your cat overlords, illegal alien?
     
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    Point of Order: I'm neither illegal, nor alien. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've lived here my entire life. I even have my passport and citizenship on me. I'm a perfectly legit citizen of the internet, which is a legit country. This country also happens to be cats for some reason, but I've been working about staying away from that. Doge has recently apper in 2, but is terrifying.
     
  9. Large Socrates

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    wow

    such mems.

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    I'm not sure what this has to do with our discussion on the benefits versus consequences in terms of cats in relation to dogs.
     
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    It has to do with you refusing to become in to cats.

    You have to become in to cats to surivive the internet.
     
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    There is one major flaw with the cat. Where's the creme filling?

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    such comic sans
     
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    This thread is siphoning my brain cells... And I love it
     
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    haveing both a dog and a cat. yeah dogs are better. sure cats are the cute ones, unless you actually own one
     
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    I own both and I can confidently say that while both animals are equally adorable and lovable and cuddly, the cat has a far superior intellect, is far less needy, and is generally softer. Also, it's smaller and makes way less noise.
     
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    Cats are prone to 'I own the house' syndrome more than dogs are, though.

    Cats are much harder to train /because/ of their high intellect; and some dogs are smarter than cats as well. (Mainly Border Collies and Poodles. Some Rottweilers that are overbred, too.)

    Cats, in my experience, are like bad roommates. They sit on your couch, watch TV, and expect you to do everything for them while having little to do themselves.

    Dogs are extremely sociable and actually want to get around to you a lot more than cats do; I'm a cat person, but even I can see that cats are more for people who like riding solo petwise.
     
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    Cats only own the house if you let them. Just like bad roomates.
     

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