That's right! Submit your questions in the magical text box below and I will unleash unholy things upon this world answer them to the best of my abilities. I am not responsible for the following side effects that may result from any of my responses. Side effects may include: -Confusion -"I don't even" -Spontaneous combustion -Explosions -Implosions -Feelings of existential dread -You and all matter around you collapsing into a single point, creating a singularity, and consuming the world. Have fun submitting!
Can you paint with the blood of a thousand pokeballs? Can you swim with the homestucks? Can you pet a pony every other tuesday? Can you count to chicken pie?
Yes and no. You see, you CAN scratch my back, but you won't, I won't allow that. Besides, said action would require you to know where to find me, and as we both know, that information isn't the easiest to get. Probably. - - Auto Merge - - Well, it seems somepony here enjoys mentioning cans. How about I order about... 1285 cans and have them shipped to your address. At no cost to me. "How?", you may ask, it's simple really, I'll just have them charged on YOUR credit card. Have fun! ^^
Why would you mention cans!? Dude. Cans are my trigger. You triggered me bro. You need to apologize. #TW:CANZ!
Trigger, huh? I guess you can say that it's... *cue sunglasses* Probably memetic or something. I know, I know, it's a bad joke, but the sad thing is that none of you will probably get the joke either.
Well, this is just the picture I've always used whenever I create an account somewhere. However, I still have no idea as to why I even chose it the first time. Oh well.
