Corrupt Wishes

Granted, It isn't playable.

I wish Tenor wasn't so crafty.

 

Granted. Now I'm cunning.



I wish for a box of macaroni.

 

Granted, it's filled with explosive turtles.

I wish for a safer wish.

 

Granted. A safe falls on your head.



I wish that I had a good backpack.

 

Granted, everyone gets the same backpack.

I wish for a more space on my hard drive.


Tenor, you are good at this game.

 

Thank you!

And now there is a separate Galaxy in your hard drive.



I wish for a drawing board for my schemes.

 

Granted, I'm allowed to see the schemes.

I wish for a glass of soda.

 

Granted. All of the carbonic acid is now water!



I wish for a new sweater!

 

Granted, it's made of snake scales.

I wish for a spinning rims on my jetski.

 

Granted. Your jetski is now able to drive on land! But only on land.



I wish that I could draw!

 

Granted, your drawings come to life.

I wish for a tricycle.

 

Granted, is a tiny tricycle, so you dont can use it XD

I wish I could draw ponys whith my hands and they turn real XD (is just a wish right?)

 

Only drawing ponies!!!!

Granted I steal it.



I wish for a magikarp!

 

granted, you meet me there and I annoy you with... something... all the time


I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow

 

Granted. Too bad you have to.

I wish for more people in my Vent Server.

 

Granted. They're all anti brony trolls.


I wish that the AC in my car worked!

 

granted, it only works on heating


I wish time doesn't fly by

 

Funny you should say that....That actually IS how it works.....


Granted. It swims by!



I wish for ponies!

 

granted, you get irl ponies.... and they bite



I wish for new Putin meme