It's a game where large men move an oblong leather ball across a field, sometimes in increments as large as a foot. It's quite boring.
Speaking of football, I recently figured out why it's called football. Ya see, way back in ol' days (30's-40's), back before the modern football and I/T-Formations were introduced, kicking used to be the biggest way to get points, using the ye ol' dropkick. But once the modern football came along, the forward pass came to be a truly viable option, and thus the kick fell out.
Silly people and their physical sports. esports is where its at. [video=youtube;wkHVLeR72b4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkHVLeR72b4[/video]
eSports? eSports. Dota and League are total borefests to watch. You want action and fast-paced hype? [video=youtube;qtj-FOSV9oU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtj-FOSV9oU[/video] Fighting games. Some NSFW language yadda yadda.
That's illogical. If anyone has a beard, it means they have achieved total manhood, regardless of beard length or density.