"I am not an alter-ego. I am an original character that has developed a degree of self-awareness. Now get off me before I am forced to perform acts of violence upon your person."
"If I remember correctly, the rule is three days. If it were twenty-four hours, Ridley would have won a dozen times over."
"Riddles? Surely you are not using such an asinine nickname to refer to Ridley? Also, to the best of my knowledge, to jelly something is to turn it into jelly. Are you implying that he pureed you and mixed you with pectin?"
Happy Hanukkah! Chappy Chanukkah! Whatever, Hanukkah starts today! Celebratory emotional exclamation!
"Yet another Earth issue I don't understand... Judaism is one of your major religions. How is it that nobody seems to know how how to properly spell the name of one of it's major holidays?"