Honestly, have you learned nothing? "Fire doesn't kill toons. Only Dip kills toons. It is also possible to make them laugh themselves to death, but that's only a temporary solution."
:derpe:Speaking of Derp... I knoooow you're tie-erd ov lovin' ov lovin' withno-body to love nobody NOBO-DEEE! so just GRAB! SOMEBODY! No leavin' this part-e withno-body to love nobody NO- uhuh honey Ii'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''m iiiiiiii''''''''''''''''''''''m booooooooooooound to faaaaalling in looooooove uhuh honey
ha! I put food poisoning in those cookies! :Trollestia: now your stomach will get unpleasant rumblies!!! Now to retreat back into my evil lair to eat all the real sugar cookies - - Auto Merge - -
Sorry, but Alice and I already stole the cookies from your evil lair. "They were quite good." They could have used a bit more vanilla extract, though.
Dang it Ridley! My evil liar needs better security guards. I'm gonna' go tell Billy he's fired... YO BILLY! WHAAT! YOU'RE FIRED! YA' BUTT!
To be fair, Billy didn't stand a chance against a wizard and an alien warrior queen. "He did try, though."
speaking of shameless, I've been listening to Kanye West at full volume for the past 30 minutes (yes, I know, my musical tastes have left much to be desired as of late) but here's the kicker, I had a raging headache before those 30 minutes, and now I'm totally fine. Huh.
I'm wrapped up in a blanket right now and there's a foot of snow outside my house so for me it's totally Winter - - Auto Merge - - Random tongue twister! Smith Samuel smelled smoke Smith Samuel smelled smoke Smith Samuel smelled smoke