Why would you pay for something that is inherently free? Swag- Noun: slang term for any objects obtained at no cost.
"Sorry... you're not exactly my type." Besides, Alice is queen, and you are... a parasite. -WOOF!*- *Foolish demon. You don't even have a body of your own!
Hey that's just mean give him a chance. HI do have a body of my own, I just chose to take over this form to go in your world without suspicion. A parasite? I'll have you know I am king of the demon realm! Alice won't you just give me a chance?
Did you miss the conversation about Alice's... preferences? He's really not her type. "Besides, I've been to the Demon Realm. In fact, I've been to all six hundred sixty-six of the important demonic realms. Most of them are quite unimpressive."