My favorite of the demon realms is- WHOA! Let me save you there Dreamy. That world is not save for you to talk about. EVER. Oh. Right. I almost forgot.
"The realm of the Succubi, perhaps? That IS a fun one." I love their slogan. 'What happens in Lust, stays in Lust.' Too bad Vegas ripped it off.
Hey let Him talk to Alice, You can talk to me. How do you know weather he is or isn't her type. You don't know what he looks like, Only I know what he lookes like. Well you haven't visited mine yet then. I say mine is pretty impressive, but a lady of your calibre isn't easily impressed, is she? There has to be something I can do to prove to you i'm worth some of your precious time.
You think I can control who she talks to? "I make my own decisions!" Which is kind of weird, because she was created to serve as a secretary-type character. I lost control somewhere along the way. "You still think you created me... how naive. Do you not recall the dreams that haunted you as a child? What was it that you used to call me? 'The Fire Queen,' was it not?" And... I just realized something that disturbs me greatly.
Alice, I will show you that i'm worth your time! I don't know how or when, but I will show you that I am worth atleast 1 date. I will prove my worth somehow. Aww I've never heard him being so serious, how cute.
Hey he doesn't pay attention, he could have figured that out if you would have let him, sheesh this day has been nothing but trouble. Lesbian huh....well we can still go get a friendly cup of coffe. It doesn't have to be a date, it can be a friendly day out. By the way it isn't very often he finds someone of Alices magnitude, So he isn't going to give up till she at least humors him. Alice please just go get coffe with him, He really needs friends. Hush you. There is no need to bring my personal problems into this. I'm trying to make you friends, not just anyone will friend a demon, ya know.
Since when have shippers cared about canon sexuality? I find it easier to ignore gender and sexuality for everything. It's all about the romance and violence.
Ew no. No. Gore and vore are terrible. How can you enjoy people being eaten, or shoved into other body parts. That's the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen and I've fought against a football team possessed by slime ghosts.
What can I say, I'm a demon. The other guy inhabiting this body on the other hoof/hand, He's just bucked in the head. I soooooo am, Hehehe.
"Violence? Good idea! What do you think, Ridley?" I'm still trying to process that you're not what I thought you were. I hadn't thought about those dreams in years... memories are weird, aren't they? "At least you're not afraid of me anymore."
Alice, can we at least be friends? I mean, your the only thing i have found that, at least in my opinion, would even consider bieng a friend to a demon,
I follow all four types of shipping. Homestuck rules. Moirail - best friends (me and ninjakitty) Kissmessitude - hatred to the point of extreme rivalry, and near dependence on the other (I'm saying Alice and Ridley are the closest to this) Matesprit - basic love (ME AND PIRATEDOG) HEY! Don't imitate me to make fun of me! Moving on. Auspistice - it's like... 2 people are fighting, and it's up the a third person to make sure they don't kill each other? There are zero instances of this anywhere, I must apologize for lacking examples.
"I don't have friends. I have allies. ... I also have an annoying jester that won't get off my ship, but that's something else entirely. You have yet to show any useful abilities. In fact, I have no real reason not to throw you and your host from the nearest airlock."
"How can you prove yourself? We are approaching the planet Locus Prime. Home of the Loci, infamous for their genetically engineered super-soldiers. I want you to go down to the planet, unarmed, and don't return without the head of the Loci Emperor. Be warned, though. Emperor Haploid is the strongest warrior in this galactic quadrant." *vynl is beamed down to planet* Alice... that wasn't very nice. "I know. But at least he's out of our hair now. There's no way he'll survive an encounter with Haploid the Invincible."
Have you ever had tea with Haploid's wife? Their servants make the best hot leaf water outside the temple... Of course nothing compares to master Tong's tea... I wonder how everyone at the temple is doing? I'm sure they're all doing well.
