Hate to break it to you, but your home is gone. So is mine, but I've come to terms with it. I feel like you didn't come from our universe though, seeing as you have no recollection of the destruction of the planet. What's "going on" is that we are probably the last living earthlings and we are currently aboard a spaceship. The captain of the ship is an amazingly violent lesbian alien, with a seemingly immune to the emotion of "giving a damn" wizard as her second in command.
Can i come back on the ship now? I'll be good, i promise! I even brought cookies! (inbox was emptied)
"Actually, the Omega Wizard holds no official rank aboard this vessel. He is currently on the records as a Vil'aan, which translates to 'Equal Ally.' Queen Vex'ori is in command, and Ninjakitty is the official second in command."
No, because furby's are the definition of evil. And you and Dreamer are the last 2 mortal Earthlings. I'm TECHNICALLY an earthling, but I'm also a cartoon so... I figured he would hold an official rank. Huh. Oh well, it was mainly just a guess.
Armistaan word. The Armistaan's are the species that created the ship, and Alice is of that species. Is that how you spell it? I can't even pronounce it... My lisp gets in the way.
"Oh dear... Earthlings always have such a hard time with galactic languages. Vi'laan is an Armiistaan word. As I said earlier, it means 'Equal Ally.'"
"Yes. I am indeed of Armiistaan manufacture, though my design incorporates technologies from all throughout the Multiverse."
I never said you was a bad leader, its just that after looking into your soul I see you hate me deeply. As to why I don't know.
I don't hate anyone. And uh... I think in the laytarre system? About 3 parsects from what remains of the milky way galaxy. I could be wrong, I'm kinda making this up as I go along.
Completely made up. Yep. But this is an INTERSTELLAR spaceship so... We could literally be anywhere in this universe.
-Meanwhile, in another region of space, the battle rages on. Despite overwhelmingly superior numbers and firepower, the insectoid aliens have lost nearly a third of their fleet. Using the wreckage as cover, three small vessels play a deadly game of cat and mouse, appearing just long enough to fire their weapons, and disappearing before the enemy can fire their own. All three ships have taken heavy damage, and the Jolly Roger is venting oxygen from a starboard hull breach.- -Back on the Matriarch- "Actually, this vessel has full inter-dimensional and time-travel capabilities. You can go anywhere you choose."