SFW Shrek thread

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  1. Twinkledust

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    We need one of these. Share all your SFW Shrek experiences.

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    > Be 19 years old.
    > Have reached an age where I've started to doubt the existence of Shrek.
    > Lie in bed. Can't sleep because of exshrekstential crisis.
    > 'Oh Shrek, if you do exist please give me a sign.'
    > Suddenly I feel the atmosphere in my room grow denser. A musty, swamp-like odor takes hold of my senses.
    > A green substance starts dripping from the ceiling. My heart immediately surges into a state of divine bliss, because I know it is shrektoplasm.
    > The shrektoplasm drips into a pool, and out of the pool a large green humanoid figure emerges.
    > It is Shrek. Omg.
    > Shrek just stands there. He looks me in the eyes with his gaze of venerable wisdom.
    > I know that everything will be alright for all of eternity.
    > He speaks 'You will feel better ogrenight' and dissolves into a cloud of sparkling green dust.
    > Thank you Shrek. My life has new meaning.
     
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    No words can properly explain my confusion and disturbance caused by this.
     
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    There's some really weird and horrendously stupid memes related to Shrek for whatever reason.
     
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    I am very aware of that. Especially the joke of Shadow the hedgehogXShreck, and I will regretfully admit I have laughed at some of them, but still...

    All the confusion. All the disturbance. ALL OF IT.
     
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    Not sure if that's meme-worthy, but it's true! :derpe:
     
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    Like, how did this come about anyway?

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    Simply divine.

    Welcome shreck!

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    Shrike Wazowski!

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    I don't (want to) know.
     
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    Oh, Shrek really does work in mysterious ways.
     
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    There's a ridiculous IMVU video I'd love to link about Shrek out there, but I think that falls into the grey area of what's SFW.
     
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    Shrek is dreck
    [IMGFLOAT=right]http://s30.postimg.org/aoosfb8hd/Troll_Face_cutoff_trans_15.png[/IMGFLOAT]
     
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    This offends me as both a Shrek fan and a Shadow fan.
     
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