science- I can blow you up with this very specific balance of chemicals. magic- I can blow you up by waving my hand. science- I can freeze you with this pressurized canister of liquid nitrogen. magic- I can freeze you by saying 3 Latin words. science- we'll be able to teleport you 3 feet with technological advances about 60 years in the future. magic- lol, teleport! teleport! teleport! I'm over here! Now I'm over here! YAY! Which is better again?
"Hey! Don't compare Armiistaan science to Earth science! We mastered teleportation centuries ago!" Let it go, Alice. Science is limited by what's actually possible. Magic is limited only by the imagination.
As a machine I completely agree that magic has more potential than science. However, as science is exact, it is more reliable. Magic can be unpredictable in untrained hands, but if you can properly manipulate a monkey into making an atom bomb correctly, it will still be an atom bomb. Yep. Drop a load of epic on all ya'll faces! Word out! "He keeps talking like that and I might LET Alice kill me, just to get away."
"Keep trying. I find it flattering that you give me so much attention." You KILL him and his ego makes him take it as a compliment. Gotta love it, because if you don't he'll pretend you do.
I've worked 2 days. I'm sick of the time it takes already. I feel so restricted... but I'm working the dairy department of a supermarket so... half the time I'm not even DOING ANYTHING... I... I dunno... I hate working but I NEED MONEH! If only I was real. I wouldn't mind doing your work for you... In exchange for... stuff.