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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

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    Part 45 is up so I'll just let you see that.
     
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    What if I asked you a question unrelated to any of the questions you have previously been asked? What it that question was self referencing? What if you are beginning to understand where this is going? What if I asked you to think about this concept? What if I asked you to not think about this concept? What if this was all reverse psychology? What if that in it self was reverse psychology? What if all of this was just layers upon layers of reverse psychology? What if you went and sat in a dark corner to ponder this revelation while I burglarized your house did nothing suspicious what so ever? What if you suspected me of nothing?

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    I think you just broke my brain!
     
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    If I said that my wish came true because rockout is permanently a mare, would I get weird looks?
     
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    Well, it's actually only semi-permanent. I'll only be a mare when I don't take my androgyne oil. Anyhoo, to answer your question, no. Seems like everypony else wanted the same thing so I guess it's OK. Just don't ask for a date or anything. :laugh:
     
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    What if instead of asking for a date I suggested one instead? What if unlike most other suggestions, this one was MANDATORY?
     
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    I may not have MY balls right now, but my hind hoof can certainly find YOURS!:angry:
     
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    No! No! I'll stop! I'm too beautiful to die! On an unrelated note, if you were a potato?
     
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    What if I said to you, "You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread pony!"?
    What would you do then?
     
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    I'd go good with KFC gravy. SRSLY, that stuff is AWESOME!

    I'm a pretty good shot with a Glock. Now which sounds worse, hoof to the balls, or a bullet in the flank?
     
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    How can you use a Glock with hooves? but they'd hurt equally.
     
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    Believe me, if I can play guitar with hooves, I can fire a gun!:pff:
     
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    What if instead of being a gun, your glock was a pun; a pun on the word clock as a portmanteau with the word gun, which it is a self-completing meta-pun of.
     
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    Are you a dandy guy? In space?
     
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    Damn it, where's Mervin the guard when you need him?

    Merv! Get your ass over here! And no, I don't think so.
     
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    What if Mervin was actually not Mervin, but instead Alistair, so instead of getting his ass over here, instead he just got his sass over here. All of the sass. Alistair is just literally all of the sass here forever. Look at what you've done. You should be ashamed of yourself. All this sass and it's all your fault. Sass sass sass. Sassassass. Sassassins everywhere. Sassassinations and sassemblies. This is all your fault. How could you do such a thing. What do you have to say for yourself?
     
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    I say, "good day to you sir" as Merv escorts you to your cell.
     
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    I know that Sailor Jupiter is your favorite Sailor Scout but what are your opinions/ thoughts on Sailor Venus who is my favorite Sailor Scout?
     
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    It's been forever since I actually watched Sailor Moon so I don't really remember that much even about SJ.
     
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    Did you hear about the Sailor Moon reboot show that is scheduled to come out this July Rockout my friend.
     

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