My job, or Alice's job? I don't have a full-time job. When I need money, I find odd jobs. It's not a good way to get rich, but there's a tremendous freedom in it. "I'm the Queen of Armiista. My job is to lead my people, and keep our world prosperous."
I figured it was that, someone who tricks the government into paying them forever, or hired assassin for Ridley... And Alice, how does blindly destroying planets and taking on armies of warships help with that?
"That? That's just a hobby." Actually, Alice never goes into battle without cause. The first thing that should be understood is that the Armiistaans are excellent scavengers. "How dare you use such..." It's true and you know it. It's not a bad thing, either. After discovering the secret of inter-dimensional travel, the Armiistaans began gathering technology from races all throughout the multiverse. "We actually prefer to acquire new tech through peaceful trade, but when we want something bad enough, we will use any means necessary to get it." Armiistaan tech incorporates the greatest innovations ever discovered, and as a result, there are many that would try and claim it for their own. "Make no mistake. We may prefer peaceful trade, but we are, first and foremost, warriors. Anyone foolish enough to threaten our prosperity will be shown no mercy."
"Even I wouldn't survive that... Getting away has nothing on a wall of lazers..." I bet I could go to war with your entire race and win! Being a cartoon is so great, only other cartoons can hurt me. I'm K-to the-I-to the-T-T-Y, and no body is as cute as I! Nin-ja-KITTY!!! Ninjakitty... Did you eat Jessie's meds again... *a squeak sound plays as Ninjakitty's eyes become huge* Yes.
"You would be a formidable opponent, Ninjakitty, but you forget that we have DIP weapons." Also, why is Jessie on meds? Is he a threat to the security of this ship?
He'd be a threat to the ship if he wasn't on them. He's on some heavy ADHD meds. "Yes. Could you imagine me not on Ritalin's extremely stronger older brother?" For some reason when Ninjakitty steals them... It's about the equivalent of injecting caffeine into my blood stream for about an hour!
"As long as my ship is safe." "It occurs to me. You know all about Queen Vex'ori's history... but what of yours, Ninjakitty? Must you remain so mysterious?"
You want to know my history? Are you sure? I'll tell you if you really want. ​It's quite the story.
Ok. Um... where to start... I was born at an unknown date about... I dunno how long ago. I don't know anything about before I got to earth, but when I got there I was immediately adopted by a nice old lady. She gave me some great food, and loved me so much... Then some japanese mafia members got her... Turned out she was a person under witness protection... So of course, I needed revenge. I wasn't a ninja and didn't have a weapon back then, but I knew they couldn't kill me... so I went to Japan. I literally swam to Japan. In the ocean. Once I got there it was pretty easy to beat them... at least most of them... One of them was just too good a fighter... a cat that can't really be hurt can only take down people who can't fight... So I was pretty down... and I was left to survive in Japan alone... It was there I found my first mask, and little did I know... MAGIC HAPPENED! It took me to an alternate dimension. On a little planet smaller than Rhode Island, there was a massive temple. THE TEMPLE OF THE PANTY NINJA! and that's where we'll leave it for now. I'm tired.
"Very interesting. I am only vaguely familiar with the temple that you speak of. I will have to look into this." "Plotting a course for the Temple of the Panty Ninja. Estimated time of arrival at current speed is forty-eight hours." I would imagine that the extreme low gravity of such a small planetoid makes training rather interesting. -Woof?- Seriously? You know, you don't have to pee on every tree on every planet that we visit. -Woof!-
my dear sweet Alice...seriously if you haven't played Alice Madness Returns play it! the story is super great the end was very satisfying.
