You know, for ninjas, these guys are really slow. Anybody want a a sandwich while we wait? "I could go for a sandwich." -Woof.*- *Count me in.
*the ninjas are suddenly upon Alice and Chivalry, and the other sets are closing in* Let us finish this quickly. Slash one. Slash three. Slash left. Slash downright. DEAR LORD! STOP CHASING ME!
Stupefy! One... Petrificus Totalus! Two... Avis! Oppugno! Three... Incarcerous! Four... Deprimo! And five. How is everybody else doing? "All targets down" -Woof.*- *I got 'em.
High-level and lethal magic has been disabled by the anti-magic field of the Temple of the Panty Ninja. "Try to keep up. It's not that complicated."
I STILL HAVE ONE ON ME! GET AWAY YOU JERK! *the glowing ninja fades down into Ninjakitty's shape* HEHEHEHE. You nerd. Anyway, all of you passed except Dreamer... But he has a special pass! I do love a good trick. Come, we have much to show you. *the anti-magic and magnetic fields drop, and a large majestic, oriental style tower fades into existence very near the group, as well as a small hunched over old woman* Welcome, to the temple of the panty ninja. Please, follow me. *the old woman heads through the main arch of the tower* I hate you *gasp* so much... ​Yea...
*wishing an asian girl would sing in my ear. I don't care what it would be as long as it's slow and peaceful. If I need to go out I hope it's like that. Just peace and a slight hum... Yah.. *sigh Some day... It just needs to happen...
What if I told you, the reason I am so opposed to your fetishizing of Asian women, is because I am one?
I would say you are entitled to your opinion just as I am to mine. There are different people in this world we must learn to live with. All I can do is not be disrespectful to you and try my best to understand. If I liked Indian people. Meany would still think I'm weird but it would be my hobby to learn language, culture and rules from India and maybe develop a taste for an Indian partner right? I know meany American people love Latinos & Spanish and marry Latina girls because it was fun, exiting and emotional. I don't consider what I have as a fetish at all I just want 1 Japanese song sung in my ear. In a nice calm tone because after hearing so much negativity and screaming from people in my heavy construction job it's nice to listen to a slow gentle voice, in a language I find beautiful. It's not to get me off dreamer.
"Dreamer, you know very well that you are not an Asian woman." You do know that you're not an Asian woman, right?
Of course I know that, I was proposing a theoretical to get inside the mind of our little friend. And, fetishizing does not always have to be of a sexual nature. You saying "I want an asian woman to sing into my ear" Why does it have to be an asian woman? Voices are not associated with race, except by racists. If you had no sight we could tell you it was an asian woman and send in Alicia Keys. If you said something more along the lines of "I want a tradition japanese song sung by a woman" it would have made sense as you wanting to experience the culture and not fetishizing the people. Do you see what I'm saying?
For the majority of people learning a 2nd or 3rd language an be a bit challenging at best. If the person had years of practice then I would not mind but it's a hundred times harder if I was to find a person on the street that had that ability. I never said anything about japan. She's could be Filipino, Korean, Chinese or any other race. If I can't like any people living on the other half of the planet. Without being judged then I give up.
YEA! Rude interrupting me, and master Hozu. I completely agree, no where were we... ah yes. Welcome to the temple. The panty ninja way is one of kindness and generosity. We fight only with good reason, and proper intention. Our style is one of open paths. You may fight with any martial style there is, and still be a panty ninja. Boxing, jujitsu, Meronian wing stabbing, etcetera. What makes us unique, is the use of magical weapons. Ninjakitty's chainsaw is the most powerful one we have ever come across, but we left it in paws we knew could handle it. Basic training is based around the use of swords and throwing weapons, while more advanced sects will split off to learn their own weapons of choice. I personally use a staff, makes it easier to walk around after all these years. If you'd please head to the left, we were expecting you all, and have a small meal prepared, as well as a show of sorts. Much to talk about with you in particular Mr. Wolf. Please, head in and sit down, relax, and we'll talk after. I must be off now, much work to be done all the time. I wish I could stay and eat with you, but work is work. Right. I could use some food. You are in for a treat. Special fish on this planet. Some of the tastiest in the entire galaxy.
