The Justin Bieber Petition

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  1. Rarit E

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    You know..... This kinda pisses me off, rich kid needs to be petitioned in order to get deported, but my Grandfather who fought in WWII and is an american citizen was questioned right up to his death on being illegal..... Que mala onda (That's messed up)
     
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    Well, there's a difference between accusations of being illegal and just being a rich inappropriate douche. Being a rich inappropriate douche is unfortunately legal, hence the petition.
     
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    Ordinarily, I'd say petitioning to have someone you don't like deported is childish and irrational. But considering it's JB we're talking about here, I find the sentiment totally understandable. The pot smoking I could care less about, but peeing in a mop bucket? Janitor didn't have that coming. Calling a purportedly average-looking fan of his a "beached whale"? Poor girl didn't have that coming. Drunk driving? Guy's a clear and present danger to society. So yeah, I can more than understand why any rational minded U.S. citizen wouldn't want him around. (And by that token, I can understand why the Canadians wouldn't want him back.)

    From what I understand, his label wants to drop him because his balls finally dropped, and his deeper voice no longer thrills the little girls. So basically, he's pulling a Chris Brown as a ploy to generate enough controversy to keep himself relevant. It's really unfortunate that his wealth allows him to get away with half of this crap scott free, but that's the privilege that comes with being rich and famous, I guess.

    It's probably nothing more than a pipe dream that he'll actually be deported, but I'd be very much in favor of giving him an ultimatum: "Get your **** together, or get the hell out of our country."
     
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    The thing is, apparently Canada doesn't want him either. He's still got an arrest warrant in Brazil last i heard. Bieber himself refuses to go to the UK. And now even the USA want him gone.

    It's no secret that international celebs get cocky and become jerks most of the time, but Bieber really is setting a new high bar. He does whatever he wants and his agents and lawyers are left to deal with the mess. I wouldn't be surprised if they quit too.
     
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    You guys can keep him. Consider him a gift, from us to you.
     
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    Meh. I don't care enough to get involved.

    Also, just because he's in Canada doesn't mean he's going to stop being an ass-hole.
     
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    Arrest warrant in Brazil? Let's send him there, please. Hopefully it's harder for his laywers to bust him out there.

    Also, I doubt those lawyers are going to be quitting on Bieber anytime soon. I'd assume they're raking in the cash for dealing with his ****.
     
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    I will be quite proud of that if this actually works.
     
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    US deport him to Canada, Canada deports him to somewhere, somewhere else deports him to the magical land of Oz, magical land of Oz deports him back to the US, you get the idea.

    Send him to jail. His money keeps that down to a pipe dream (until his money runs out), but it's a better idea than passing him around like a drunk college girl.
     
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    ... I am beyond happy about this.... Maybe music can finally start to recover after officially 50 years now to innocence.. Real danceability and not so perverted music....
     
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    ^This. I truly couldn't care less.
    The guy's an attention seeker- The worst thing we can do is give him attention.
     
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    He committed a crime, and put the lives of American citizens in danger.
    He needs to go away now.
     
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    Anyway... Uh... Yea.
    I think we should just give him the death sentence, based on collective bad deeds.
    He will never be saveable. He is a bane of the human race.
    His death will bring in a new era of wonder, hailed by the screams of dumb little girls being spanked by their parents, and the cheering of thousands of internetz!

    All joking aside, whatever. I really don't care. There are more important things going on.
     
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    Can we, for once, just send a celebrity to jail for their crimes... and keep them there?

    EDIT:

    Just realized the advantage: if enough countries deport/exile him, he'll have to live somewhere like North Korea.
     
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    I'd rather have it where it becomes illegal to have him on any sort of media at all. Make everyone ignore him so he just fades into obscurity. No TV, no radio, no internet, no anything. Without attention he will crumble into himself and it would be glorious. And we'd never know about it, because we'd never hear about it. And that would be perfection. :blink:
     
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    Well apparently earlier today he "turned himself in" to Toronto police for assaulting his limo driver. He needs a one way trip to the moon I say.
     
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    No one cares, like really cares. If he just disappeared it would be big news, for the first day. After a little while no one would give a damn. He is just a rich kid who had all of the fame and money go to his head.
    Its like a religion. We believe in religions so much because it's what we know, and what we were taught. Justin grew up being surrounded by money, body guards, and fame. The fact that this all went to his head is not shocking at all. It was quite predictable.
     

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