"Actually, it was seven-hundred and fifty-two." "Oh... right. I had forgotten about those." In a reality like this, nothing is ever set in stone. Even canon is subject to change, based on the whims of you, me, or anyone else.
If drugs, steroids, bar-fights, canned-air, cops, parkour hobos, himself, or even Kaijus can't kill him, I doubt a cat will.
"Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." "Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." -Woof.*- *Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Dammit! I told you not to mess with my books!