Teach the truth

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    Here is an experiment for you try to teach someone a truth they don't believe. Can you really not matter how much you say it is that person that must accept the truth isn't it?
     
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    Teach someone a truth something that is absolutely true but they don't believe.
     
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    The title of this thread sounds like a book name
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    W-w-what?
     
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    How we are taught to sit in a chair is not actually the best way to sit for our posture. The way that is best is actually with your bottom towards the front of the seat and your upper back resting against the back of the chair, similar to if you were sitting in a recliner. We are only told not to sit like this because it looks lazy and slobbish.
     
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    I have nothing clean
     
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    A blue whale cannot get an erection
     
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    uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm.....
    still dirtier then that
     
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    The only thing stopping thier from being giant spiders roaming around earth is the fact that the oxygen percentage in the air is so low.
     
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    damn,
    Thank god there isn't
     
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    But it also means that the oxygen percent in the air in Middle Earth and most fantasy universes is much higher then ours.

    PS When I read this I wanted to go outside and chop down a tree right away
     
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    everyone else is doing that for you
     
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    Good point.

    Next truth:
    If you slow down a crickets cherp to the right speed it sounds like a choir of beautiful singing
     
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    I am.... just so confused.
     
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    The following is a true story:

    An expedition team to the North Pole were crossing a particularly dangerous cliff face when they came to a sharp bend. The guy on point told the others he would go ahead and check to make sure the path is clear ahead and able to be passed. He went around the corner and was gone for some time when they decided to check and see what had happened. After going around the corner and traveling down the path for a while they found the guys body with no head. No blood puddle or head to be found. They did find tracks but were unsure of what left it. They took the body back to base camp where they were stunned to find the truth.

    What had happened was, upon turning a corner at a cave the man startled a polar bear who proceeded to jump up and slam its paw down onto top of his head, compacting the mans head into his ribcage. Death was instantaneous.

    Moral of the story: Surprising a polar bear is a baaaaad idea.
     

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