Community Post #91 - March 15, 2014

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  1. Tyro D. Fox

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    What year is this? I need to know if it worked?! Anyone?! Anyone?! Did I make it in time for a Community Post in the early days?

    No...#91?! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Oh, how could I be off! I worked this out so well! How?! I was aiming for #100! Oh, how could I miss?

    March 15th, 2014?! Great Benjamin! Perhaps my calculations were off? By nine weeks, though? Nine weeks? It's not possible, how can it possibly be? We always have Community Posts on weekends so that the Pony Happylords may address us all. This makes no sense at all! When did it change? Let's see...Set out by the profit Flossytail, it should be written by the high priest Tryo until his assassination in 2041.

    It took them until 2056 to figure out how they weaponised those elephants so well! He was sorely missed as his replacement was a malevolent dictator known only as Cottonfuzz.

    Wait...Great Jerry! I shouldn't be speaking about such things here! The space-time continuum couldn't take it. I'll alter the future so much I'll effectively render myself homeless. Unless my presence was always meant to be felt here in order to complete a causality loop whereby I cause some fact I know from my time by spending time here.

    This all get's strangely complicated. It always has done when we realise time travel discovered created by three British TV Presenters. Top Gear discovered time travel when Jeremy Clarkson fell asleep at the wheel of a Lotus and crashed into a passing nuclear reactor while carrying boxes of bananas. He was killed in the resulting explosion but his remains travelled backwards and were actually buried as a Mayan God.

    It's what he would have wanted.

    So, this Community Post should have...umm...Allow me to find my notes...

    [size=+1]- Site News[/size]

    If my calculations are correct - and they haven't ever been...since today - then work on an updated Radio page should have started. The intention was to separate each function of the Everypony Radio into it's own page to allow them to make the most of the space. This is a small peak at the new idea:

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    A little feedback would be wonderful for them. I can't give too much away about what your going to say to them or the space/time continuum could explode or turn into a rubber duckie! It happens you know! I've seen it with my own eyes!

    [size=+1]- Recommended Reading[/size]

    Great Brian! It's about time for the creation of the Everypony Mascot! I couldn't have dreamed I'd get to see the creation of the gigantic mecha-pony that plugs the hole in the O-Zone layer with its finger! I'll have to keep my mouth shut or I'll influence the voting but I'm sure you'll do well! Voting has ended in favour of a mare but there's still the vote for the pony's race! Hurry up and have your say before the vote ends.

    No, you may not use my time machine and change your vote. That is preposterous, dangerous and I haven't the fuel. Unless there's a place that sells large quantities of bananas somewhere around here...

    Fulcrum needs a better sleep cycle. The reasons for this are apparent when you remember that not sleeping properly can lead to tiredness. Tiredness can lead to; bad dental health, magic loss, hoof decay, existentialist crisis after crisis, death of the sense of decorum, spongy knees, egg-on-face syndrome, an intolerance to string and the ability to see the hopes and dreams of rice pudding.

    It is a serious matter. Watch and learn from Fulcrum's example.

    Art continues to flourish here. Cherish it while you still can! After all, when the Xbox 1 and a Half rises up it will...No, I shouldn't say. Regardless, it seems Flutteryguy has caught the art bug while his vector of Fluttershy in mid-yay. Furthermore, relative newcomer Easterbell showcases a few pieces of his OC and others.

    It feels wonderful not to be arrested for gazing on all these pictures.

    I have no records of this but it appears that DoDo is making a regular thing out of his older game reviews. The issue seems to be how he's still playing games about manouvering small objects around mazes. Perhaps it's something deep within his subconsciousness that is busting through in these game choices. Perhaps it's a coincidence. We'll have to see whether a psychotic rampage ensues.

    Nope, still here.

    Ah! Perhaps there's something I could change while I'm here. Look at this. This is the begging of the tyranny and needs to stop. Save millions in the rebellions and fighting with the giant robots, make your voice heard now!

    And finally, Crimson Lionheart has been...been...Great Akmed! How can he survive a film like Foodfight?! It nearly killed JonTron, how could he endure the pain?! There are no words! I wish something could sum up the horror on display that this pony has endured!

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    Yes. Like that...Wait a moment...Great Sssssssssnakes! It can't possibly be me! Oh no! Alternate realities are being created of horrible demons! It's a terrible tragedy for the universe! I must act before horror befalls us all!

    I must go back! Back to the past to save us all! Farewell!
     
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    Great job on the community post, Tyro. Keep it up!
     
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    In before Saikyoramzahenrywhatever changes his name to Cottonfuzz BECAUSE Tyro talked about it, thus causing it in the first place. But if travelling back in time to start whatever happened in the future and then---

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    Yay! I got a mention

    Thank you [MENTION=1297]Tyro The Fox[/MENTION] I'm working on my next review already.

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    I can't believe it! A post made on the 15th of March but not a single "Beware the Ides of March" come on guys! Have a happy "Julius Caesar's Assassination Day"! What's that? It's not the 15th of March anymore? Well gosh dang it...
     
  9. Tyro D. Fox

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    Beware the what in the who now?
     
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    The Ides of March is the roman/Latin word for the 15th of March; Caesar was told not to go out that day to some senate meeting, he did, got stabbed and killed.
     
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    Oh! I was wondering there!
     

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